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5. Horseshoe above door.  Some believe this will keep nightmares away.  Some people also believe George Bush is a great president.  These people are usually one in the same.

4.  Death in the family will occur if a broken clock suddenly starts working.

3.  If the groom drops the ring at the wedding ceremony, the marriage will fail.

2.  Loaves of bread should never be turned upside down after being cut.  I think this is less of a superstition and more just plain common sense.  I mean, who the hell does this?

1.  Never take a broom from one house to a new one.  Buy a new broom.   I believe in this, but not because it’s an old superstition.  This is because the reason I leave a house is because it’s too dirty to clean up.  Cat urine, trash everywhere, decomposing bodies, etc.  I don’t want to use the same broom twice.