The Worst Daily.

5. Pet Rock
It’s a rock. That has a couple of goofy eyeballs. You put it on your desk. Carry it with you. Etc.

Gay.

4. Saggy Pants
I was told by a prison guard that saggy pants originated by homosexual prisoners who wanted an easy way to advertise. I don’t know how true that is, but I’m inclined to agree.

3. Virtual pets
A digital pet that fits on your keychain (usually). You feed it. Play with it. But it’s fake. Very, very fake.

2. Crocs
You wear shoes, but they have swiss cheese holes in them. Great. Soon they’ll invent shoes that only have a strap keeping them on your foot, totally exposing your feet to the open environment!

1. Roller shoes.
Kids can skate or walk, whatever they choose. ALL IN ONE AMAZING PRODUCT!

More than likely though, they’re skating by with complete disregard for anybody near them. Assholes. Next time they skate by me, I’m going to shove them into the street.

Quit making kids fat. Let them walk.