The Worst Daily.

I went out to a Valentine’s Day dinner this last week, and after waiting 3 hours to get a table — I told my wife, “I bet this is the busiest day of the year to go and eat out.”  Turns out, I’m stupid.

5.  Worst day to go out to eat:  Mother’s day.
4.  Worst day to order pizza:  Superbowl sunday.
3.  Worst day to go to the emergency room:  Day after Christmas
2.  Worst day to need a plumber:  Day after Thanksgiving
1.  Worst day to go to a KFC:  Mother’s Day.

Aww, such considerate children.  Taking their momma’s to KFC.