The Worst Daily.

I was going to simply put “anything with Dennis Quaid” and call it a day, but that’d be a disservice to my loyal reader(s). So, after drinking all afternoon and eating pork rinds, I came up with the following list:

Number 5. Jaws: The Revenge.
The tagline for the final installment of Jaws is “This time, it’s personal.” By this Jaws movie, the shark is about 60 feet long, talks, and walks on land and eats the Brody’s house. It’s pretty damn ridiculous.

Number 4. Gigli.
Ben Affleck is in it. What, want something else?

Number 3. Kazaam.
Shaq is a genie and has to grant a boy 3 wishes. Maybe if I tell myself 3 times that I never saw the movie, it’ll be true.

Number 2. From Justin to Kelly.
On Internet Movie Database, under synopsis for this movie it says: “This plot synopsis is empty. Add a synopsis.” And that isn’t because people just haven’t gotten around to adding one.

Number 1. Anything with Dennis Quaid.
This guy keeps getting movie roles and I can’t understand why. American Dreamz, The Alamo, The Day After Tomorrow — he personally ruined all of these movies which had great potential. Stop acting, Dennis. Just stop.