Top 5 Worst Reasons NOT to Carry a Gun
This:
5. Myspace
4. Myspace
3. Myspace
2. Myspace
1. Myspace
When you feel like venturing outside from the safe confines of your home, consider this: the people on MySpace are in the real world, too. They’re not just pretend pseudo-intellectuals with starry glitter and bad music.
Should be a Top Ten list.
Only 10? Surely you can scrape the bottom of the MySpace barrel a little deeper than that.
1. guns could be heavy?
2. guns are too shiny for people not to notice
3. cuz i’d steal ur gun if i saw it
4. cuz u forgot the bullets
5. cuz u have nothing to carry it in