The Worst Daily.

You need a scholarship to go to one of these schools. Or make some good lovin.

5. Landmark $37,738
4. George Washington U. $36,400
3. U of Richmond $34,850 31.4%
2. Sarah Lawrence $34,042 5.0%
1. Kenyon $33,930 5.5%

I think I know why these are the 5 on here: nobody knows what the f*ck they are. Have you ever heard of any of these hand held game systems? Some are just ridiculous in the naming department. “MOM, CAN WE GET A GAME.COM?” I understand the cross-promotions involved, I just don’t understand naming a console of that and losing an insane amount of money.

5. Sega Nomad (1 million sold)
4. Atari Lynx (fewer than 500k sold)
3. Game.com (fewer than 300k sold)
2. Tapwave Zodiac (fewer than 200k sold)
1. Gizmondo (fewer than 25k sold)

Just came out.  The worst selling vehicles of 2007. 

5. Jaguar S-Type
4. Jaguar X-Type
3. Isuzu Ascender
2. Mazda B-Series
1. Cadillac XLR

I’m not a huge car buff, but I’m pretty sure these are all American cars.  And at the very least, I don’t see any Toyotas, Hyundais, Hondas, or other foreign cars on this list.   Hmm — coincidence?

5. Virtual Boy - Released in the summer of 95 and sold only 770,000 units. I know I wanted one.

4. CD-i - WTF is this? Sold 570,000 unites, pretty good considering I’ve never heard of it.

3. Atari Jaguar - 250,000 units sold.

2. Sega 32X - I had one of these, I didn’t think it was that bad. Apparently me and 200,000 other people didn’t think so, either.

1. Apple Pippen - Again, WTF is this? This launched at $600 in 1995, which was crazy for the time. Even now, Playstation 3 is finding out that you can’t charge $600 for a freaking toy. Only sold 42,000 consoles.

If you are experiencing more than a couple of these at work, get ready to go work in the fast-food industry.

5.  Downtime.  Have a lot of free time at work?  Less clients?  Less jobs?
4.  Closed door meetings.  Do you see your bosses all or day or has he recently been in a lot of closed door meetings?
3.  Hiring freezes.  Is the last time your company hired someone 3 years ago?
2.  Listen to the rumor mill.  Usually, someone of someone of someone you know at work knows the boss and has been told about the coming soon layoffs.
1.  You’re worthless.  Not to be negative, but is your job important?  Are you expendable?

5. President Ronald Reagan’s 58.8% to Walter Mondale’s 40.6% in 1984
4. President Warren Harding’s 60.3% to James Cox’s 34.1% in 1920
3. President Richard Nixon’s 60.7% to George McGovern’s 37.5% in 1972
2. President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s 60.8% to Alf Landon`s 36.5% in 1936
1. President Lyndon Johnson’s 61.1% to Barry Goldwater’s 38.5% in 1964

5.  Sharks — Every year, 2 people on an ENTIRE coast get bitten and the media goes crazy.  So, what?

4.  Lions — They can break out of zoos and go hunting for you.  It’s like a game, really.

3.  Snakes — Even though I used to own one, snakes creep me the hell out.  Not the ones that are in cages, I like holding them and such — but going on a wilderness trail and finding a snake terrifies me.

2.  Flea — People touch snakes, pet lions and sharks (albeit in controlled environments), butnobody wants to touch a flea.  They carry diseases and are malicious and will suck blood from you until you stop them.

1.  Pit bull — Sure it’s a classification, but it has to be here.  They’re common, the media makes them seem like devils, and I hear stories about them biting some kid’s face off every week on the news.

Depending on the economist you talk to, we’re either in a recession or close to one.  Regardless, the economy sucks.

5. Jan. 1920-July 1921 - 18 months
4. Sept. 1902-Aug. 1904 - 23 months
3. Jan. 1913-Dec. 1914 - 23 months
2. Jan. 1910-Jan. 1912 - 24 months
1. Aug. 1929-March 1933 - 43 months

Classified as amount of funds stolen from their country.

5. Mohamed Suharto President of Indonesia (1967–1998) $15–35 billion
4. Ferdinand Marcos President of the Philippines (1972–1986) $5–10 billion
3. Mobutu Sese Seko President of Zaire (1965–1997) $5 billion
2. Sani Abacha President of Nigeria (1993–1998) $2–5 billion
1. Slobodan Milosevic President of Serbia/Yugoslavia (1989–2000) $1 billion

These are the worst states to live in for taxes.

5. Wyoming 34.1%
4. New Jersey 34.3%
3. New York 34.7%
2. Washington 35.6%
1. Connecticut 36.7%