The Worst Daily.

Since you couldn’t get enough of orgasms in space or guitars acting as big penises, let’s take 2.

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5. David Crosby

4.  Limp Bizkit

3.  Boned

2.  Donna Summers

1.  Queen

I remember most of these, but some of them are before my time.

5.  Orbitz.  A bunch of pebbles in the bottle, floating.  Because when people drink, they want to have little pebbles in it.

4.  Coke II - a lab experiment in the 80s to match Pepsi’s flavor.

3.  Pepsi and the Wild bunch — Tropical flavors mixed with pepsi.  What could go wrong?

2.  Slice - The Pre-Sierra Mist that Pepsi had.

1.  Surge - This was insanely popular, I remember drinking it.  100% sugar contents.

5. Horseshoe above door.  Some believe this will keep nightmares away.  Some people also believe George Bush is a great president.  These people are usually one in the same.

4.  Death in the family will occur if a broken clock suddenly starts working.

3.  If the groom drops the ring at the wedding ceremony, the marriage will fail.

2.  Loaves of bread should never be turned upside down after being cut.  I think this is less of a superstition and more just plain common sense.  I mean, who the hell does this?

1.  Never take a broom from one house to a new one.  Buy a new broom.   I believe in this, but not because it’s an old superstition.  This is because the reason I leave a house is because it’s too dirty to clean up.  Cat urine, trash everywhere, decomposing bodies, etc.  I don’t want to use the same broom twice.

I don’t even need to comment on these.

5. Speed of Art (speedofart.com)
4. First Cumming Methodist Church (cummingfirst.com)
3. Go Tahoe (gotahoe.com)
2. Therapist Finder (therapistfinder.com)
1. Experts Exchange (expertsexchange.com)

5.  Weight loss pills
Nothing says “I love you” like telling your signifacant other to get their fat ass off the couch and lose weight.

4.  Acne Treatment System

3.   Viagra
While this can be mistaken as a good idea for a gift, think again.  Your significant other has a problem in the sack — let him fix it privately (he’s trying, trust me).  Don’t try to make his problem any bigger (pun intended) then it already is.

2.  Literature (Sex for Beginners, How to Have a Healthy Sex Life, etc)
Just like giving Viagra for a gift, it’s not the greatest idea.  While you may have only the best intentions, it’s a very selfish gift.

1.   Game Over
A few years old, but classic.

I loved these so much, here they are again.

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Look at Bob’s face, haha. He hates this b*tch.

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View at around 1:30. $250,000!

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SO. STUPID. SO UNBELIEVABLE.

I watch The Price is Right, Jeopardy, and Wheel of Fortune pretty much on a daily basis. It’s not because I’m a television junkie, because I’m not. I just work at home during the day and like to have something on in the background.

With that said, there are some stupid people. I’m always screaming at the television going, “WHY DON’T YOU DUMB MOTHER F*CKER PICK THE FIRST BOX!!!” It’s exciting. Anyway, I thought I would share the stupidity with you:

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Hahahaha. Look at his face. College junior. GOD BLESS OUR NATION!

The unemployed don’t know how lucky they are.  Sit around all day, eat some chips, watch television (courtroom shows, Oprah, etc).  Then, they get to stay up until 2 or 3 at night and do it all over again.

Sure, they may not have a lot of money — but they don’t exactly need to go outside either.

5. South Carolina
Unemployment rate: 5.5 percent | Mean annual wage: $33,400

4. Alaska
Unemployment rate: 5.9 percent | Mean annual wage: $43,920

3. Mississippi
Unemployment rate: 6.0 percent | Mean annual wage: $30,460

2. Ohio
Unemployment rate: 6.1 percent |Mean annual wage: $37,360

1. Michigan
Unemployment rate: 7.2 percent | Mean annual wage: $41,230

According to Internet Movie Database, the 5 worst movies ever have all been made in the past 10 years. I gave you my list several months ago, but here are what the sheeples from around the globe think:

Ranking | Movie | Number of votes

5. 1.6 Die Hard Dracula (1998) 1,494
4. 1.6 Surf School (2006) 2,143
3. 1.5 Who’s Your Caddy? (2007) 8,377
2. 1.4 Ben & Arthur (2002) 2,232
1. 1.4 Zombie Nation (2004) 1,184

One would think that because these movies were recent, they were more inclined to get votes. I disagree. The top rated movies of IMDb have tons of old movies made 50+ years ago. I simply think more recent movies were on this list because the movies coming out of Hollywood are terrible.

I walk out of every 1 in 5 movies I go see these days. That’s pretty bad.