The Worst Daily.

For all of you Americans out there, this is the time of year where we get off of work, watch some football, and eat more food than we should. Some good, some not so good. And if you’re not American, well, you’re probably regretting living somewhere that isn’t the greatest nation in the world. That’s for another post.

5. Cranberry Sauce
Something not eaten any other time but Thanksgiving. Terrible, just terrible.

4. Sweet Potatoes
Sweet potatoes are sweet pile of crap. Also known as yams in some backassward places in the US (the north).

3. Pumpkin Pie
When you can make a chocolate, lemon, apple, or cherry pie, why does a pumpkin-tasting pie even exist? These are not allowed in my household.

2. Vegetables that aren’t Corn or Green Beans
Anything other than corn on the cob or green bean casserole else is simply unnecessary. This is a holiday for chocolate pie, turke, and green bean casserole. If I see someone break out the green beans, they’re going to slapped.

1. Stuffing.
Dry, pasty, sticky substance that feels and tastes like vomit. Curious how I know how vomit feels? Because I’ve eaten turkey stuffing with my hands before.