While the many tax advantages and second (or fifth) income streams are beneficial, owning rentals can be a hassle. More specifically, the people (tenants) living inside your rental(s) can and will be a hassle to you at one time or the other.
5. No freedom to disappear. If you’re self-employed, you may love the ability to […]
These are the worst things I found available for purchase through Amazon. While many associate Amazon with simply books and some technology, they actually sell a wide range of items. Like:
5. Wolf urine (keeps other animals away from the home)
4. Gay attraction body mist — mist that will help two men fall in love.
3. Liquid […]
Since my mom loved my last post so much, I’m going to continue the series.
Worst days to:
5. Get restaurant service to go: Valentine’s Day
4. Get divorced: Jan 7th. Every year. I guess people want to start the New Year from scratch.
3. Wait by the phone: Father’s day. More collect calls on this day than any […]
I went out to a Valentine’s Day dinner this last week, and after waiting 3 hours to get a table — I told my wife, “I bet this is the busiest day of the year to go and eat out.” Turns out, I’m stupid.
5. Worst day to go out to eat: Mother’s day.
4. Worst day […]
Since you couldn’t get enough of orgasms in space or guitars acting as big penises, let’s take 2.
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5. David Crosby
4. Limp Bizkit
3. Boned
2. Donna Summers
1. Queen
I remember most of these, but some of them are before my time.
5. Orbitz. A bunch of pebbles in the bottle, floating. Because when people drink, they want to have little pebbles in it.
4. Coke II - a lab experiment in the 80s to match Pepsi’s flavor.
3. Pepsi and the Wild bunch — Tropical flavors […]
5. Horseshoe above door. Some believe this will keep nightmares away. Some people also believe George Bush is a great president. These people are usually one in the same.
4. Death in the family will occur if a broken clock suddenly starts working.
3. If the groom drops the ring at the wedding ceremony, the marriage will […]
I don’t even need to comment on these.
5. Speed of Art (speedofart.com)
4. First Cumming Methodist Church (cummingfirst.com)
3. Go Tahoe (gotahoe.com)
2. Therapist Finder (therapistfinder.com)
1. Experts Exchange (expertsexchange.com)
5. Weight loss pills
Nothing says “I love you” like telling your signifacant other to get their fat ass off the couch and lose weight.
4. Acne Treatment System
3. Viagra
While this can be mistaken as a good idea for a gift, think again. Your significant other has a problem in the sack — let him fix […]
