The Worst Daily.

5. Chevrolet Chevette Corvair
4. Cadillac Eldorado
3. AMC Pacer
2. Chevrolet Chevette
1. Chevrollet Caprice
The underlying suckiness theme? Unreliable, huge, clunky beasts with less than great fuel economy. USA! USA!

5. Pet Rock
It’s a rock. That has a couple of goofy eyeballs. You put it on your desk. Carry it with you. Etc.
Gay.
4. Saggy Pants
I was told by a prison guard that saggy pants originated by homosexual prisoners who wanted an easy way to advertise. I don’t know […]

5. Tsunami MPG DVD Author
A small product, but it came out 15 days after the Indian Ocean tsunami that killed thousands. Try being on the PR department for this company when this thing launched.
4. Blaxx
MP3 player by TrekStor. Don’t hate me because I’m Blaxx.
3. JussiPussi.
A bread from Finland. I […]

5. AIDS - 25 million since it was created by the government in the 80s
No immune system, no way to fight infections makes for a sad emoticon

4. Malaria - 2,700,000 deaths per year
3. Black Death - 75,000,000 killed
One of the worst pandemics in world history.
2. Spanish Flu - Almost 100,000,000 […]

Writing here certainly has half of that title correct. Note: It’s not the fortune part.
5. Crop Duster Pilot - $53,000
You hang around deadly chemicals all day and you fly only a few hundred yards off of the ground. What could go wrong?
4. IT Worker - $103,000
You get to help Billy […]

Before these actors went on to doing horrible movies like The Lord of the Rings and Bill and Ted’s Excellent adventure, they were doing more entertaining but yet still terrible pieces of acting — commercials.
5. Elijah Wood

4. Matt LeBlanc

3. Leonardo DiCaprio

2. Morgan Freeman

1. Keanu Reeves (best piece of acting in years)