For Christmas, my wife bought a huge stocking of toys for my dogs. I didn’t have a problem with this, those are pretty reasonable gifts. If my wife bought any of the following, however, she would’ve been making me sandwiches with a limp for a time to come:
5. Dog Poop Freeze
It’s a can. That freezes […]
Hahaha. “I can literally say, there are some emos behind me as we speak.”
Since we’re seeing an influx of commenters on the blog, I thought I’d dedicate a post to welcome them to the fray. With the way they post, they’re undoubtedly emos. If they plan on sticking around, here’s what they […]
I don’t know what the hell these people are talking about, I just know mo money taxes.
These are the states that are worst to live in when it comes to taxation. Percentages represent all state, local, and federal taxes.
5. Minnesota (33.6%)
4. Washington (33.7%)
3. New Jersey (34.3%)
2. New York […]
5. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
A leader who wasn’t much of a leader. He played poker all the time, while his friends robbed Treasury.
4. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
In favor of expansion which led to several slave states being added to the Union. This is what started the civil war.
3. Richard Nixon (1969-1974)
Watergate. […]
Since it’s 22 degrees outside and I’m freezing, I wanted to see what exactly the coldest temperature was in my state (I’d tell you, but I have too many people out to get me). I found the following:
5. Idaho, Minnesota, North Dakota: -60
4. Colorado: -60
3. Wyoming: -66
2. Utah: -69 […]
These rankings are compiled from six different crime statistics — murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, and motor vehicle theft. You don’t want to be in any of these cities after dark. Or during the day, for that matter.
1. St. Louis, Missouri
2. Detroit, Michigan
3. Flint, Michigan
4. Compton, California
5. Camden, N.J.
When a bunch of bees are chasing after you, the only way to get rid of them is to jump into a lake. Even then, you have to hold your breath underwater and swim about 100 feet — otherwise, you’ll just come out of the water and they’ll sting you.
This is, of course, if […]
We’ve had fun, and I know you guys love these — but I don’t want you to have fun. I hate you all. This is the last bloopers post, even though so they’re so incredibly delicious.
5. Watch the guys face. Priceless.
4. I’ve got gas.
3. Top cock. Not one […]
These are still better than watching Fox news. And more credible, too.
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2. Black fags? She’s kinky.
1. Even I feel bad for this guy, and I hate everybody. I looked for the #1 clip for a while, it had to be something good — and this is it. It’s short, […]
These people, regardless of the training or education they’ve received, can’t possibly think of stuff on the fly and project that information flawlessly — and it shows:
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4. Much less a blooper, but just an absolutely awesome thing I would’ve love to have seen live.
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