Since my post yesterday brought out every elitist asshole dishing out all kinds of “facts” and “data” on the comparisons between the north and south, I decided to dish out some facts of my own on the north.
5. Full of assholes.
It’s full of a elitist, pompous assholes. “BUT HEY YOU HAVE CHRISTIANS […]
The north is on my shitlist.
5. Maine
Luckily for Maine, people love lobster. Otherwise, when is the last time you’ve heard it’s name mentioned? It’s a nobody state, much like North Dakota or Texas.
4. New York
Rude assholes. Every last one of you.
3. New Jersey
No originality for this one, they’re rude […]
This:
5. Myspace
4. Myspace
3. Myspace
2. Myspace
1. Myspace
When you feel like venturing outside from the safe confines of your home, consider this: the people on MySpace are in the real world, too. They’re not just pretend pseudo-intellectuals with starry glitter and bad music.
In a continuation from my movie post yesterday, lets check out the word movie sequels ever made:
Number 5. Jaws: The Revenge.
Well, if it’s one of the worst movies ever made and it’s a sequel, then it has to be here. Same picture because I’m lazy — deal with it.
Number 4. Grease II
I […]
I was going to simply put “anything with Dennis Quaid” and call it a day, but that’d be a disservice to my loyal reader(s). So, after drinking all afternoon and eating pork rinds, I came up with the following list:
Number 5. Jaws: The Revenge.
The tagline for the final installment of […]
